I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.
How would someone tell Will.i.am that they were pregnant? Will.i.am pregnant or Will.i.am I am pregnant.
"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"
Braden Summers traveled to six different countries to prove that no matter where you are, love is equal.
the hills are alive. they are here. someone stop them
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
another lame vocaloid wow
i can’t stop laughing